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Pampered Pussy Spa

For those with lady parts only

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Members and Applicants, enjoy a range of FREE pampering services, lovingly delivered by our Spa-Maitre, Zohands (a.k.a. "Max"). Available services include Kitty Pampering (whether you like your kitty bald or with hair), Bath-by-Hand (full body), and 19th-Century-Style Hysteria Treatment. (See below for details.)

We're NOT a substitute for the services of a waxing or cosmetology "clinic"; come here instead to enjoy a different focus - an experience of sensual pleasure and a feeling of being pampered by another real human being, with a personal, human touch.

Request an appointment

at the Pampered Pussy Spa

of Pleasure and Intimacy House (easy directions).

Some limited appointments are available for in-the-field pampering at your home.

More pampering options? Read on ...

Kitty Pampering

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Whether you like to keep yourself clean shaven; or maintain a crisp hairstyle; or prefer an all-natural, full bush; and whether or not you're happy with your current hair-style (or lack thereof), you can enjoy one of our pamperings, delivered with care in a relaxed and mellow ambiance.

Kitty Bath

All pamperings start with a Kitty Bath - a soothing and refreshing cleansing of the skin (and hair, if you have any), using quality products made for the skin (and hair) on your kitty. The Kitty Bath is included if you choose to start your appointment with the Bath-by-Hand (see below).

Bald Kitty

If you prefer to keep your kitty bald (clean-shaven or waxed) you'll enjoy these pamperings.

Clean Shaving

Get close and smooth, without waxing. We use high-quality safety razors and gel (but feel free to bring your own, if you prefer) to get you as smooth as possible, and products to keep you comfortable afterward. Follow up with Scents and Sensations and/or a Vagacial.

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Waxing (Sugaring)

Sugaring (sometimes called "Sugar Waxing") is an ancient, middle-eastern process that works exactly like waxing, but instead of wax uses only all-natural ingredients - sugar, water, lemon juice, and optionally honey, salt and essential oils. We use the paste form of Sugaring, which yields less discomfort and less irritation than waxing. However, the results are as good as waxing and last several weeks. Follow up with Scents and Sensations and/or a Vagacial.

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Scents and Sensations

This is for the pure enjoyment of having your bits pampered, refreshed, and relaxed. Enjoy any or all of the various sensations of menthol, cool and warming oils, scented oils, and moisturizers.

Vajacial

A facial for your yoni ... a papaya or mango-based mask that renders a revitalizing, smoothing, glowing effect

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Request an appointment

at the Pampered Pussy Spa

of Pleasure and Intimacy House (easy directions).

Some limited appointments are available for in-the-field pampering at your home.

More pampering options? Read on ...

Kitty with Fur

If you prefer some hair on your kitty you'll enjoy these pamperings.

Trimming - Tidy up your Kitty-Hairdo ... length, thickness, borders

Classic Shaping - A crisp border creating classic shapes, or a shape of your own design

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Festive and Artistic Designs - Hearts, stars, whatever you like ... or, let yourself be the artist's muse

Coloring - Temporary or permanent (for which we use the product "Betty")

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Request an appointment

at the Pampered Pussy Spa

of the Pleasure and Intimacy House (easy directions).

Some limited appointments are available for in-the-field pampering at your home.

More pampering options? Read on ...

Special Starts and Endings

For the ultimate in sensual pleasure, begin your pampering experience with a Bath-by-Hand and/or finish your experience with a session of 19th-Century-Style Hysteria Treatment.

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Bath by Hand

Way better than a shower and a lot more fun and sensual! This is like a sponge bath, but provided by the hands instead, and rendered caringly and reverently for you by our Spa-Maitre.

Relax and enjoy the whole-body cleaning and the loving, sensual, human touch. Come as you are ... leave feeling refreshed and pampered.

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19th-Century-Style Hysteria Treatment

Back in "the day" - the Victorian Era - this treatment was extremely popular with justifiably frustrated housewives who sought ecstatic catharsis! Enjoy this on it's own or as a "happy ending" to one of your other Spa pamperings.

Request an appointment

at the Pampered Pussy Spa

of Pleasure and Intimacy House (easy directions).

Some limited appointments are available for in-the-field pampering at your home.